1 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,963 ♪ Oh... ♪ 2 00:00:26,963 --> 00:00:29,899 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 3 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:33,002 ♪ Who's the hunter? Who's the game? ♪ 4 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:37,106 ♪ I feel the beat call your name ♪ 5 00:00:37,807 --> 00:00:41,311 ♪ I hold you close in victory ♪ 6 00:00:41,311 --> 00:00:44,981 ♪ I don't wanna tame your animal style ♪ 7 00:00:44,981 --> 00:00:49,052 ♪ You won't be caged from the call of the wild ♪ 8 00:00:49,052 --> 00:00:51,988 ♪ Shooting at the walls of heartache ♪ 9 00:00:51,988 --> 00:00:53,556 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 10 00:00:53,556 --> 00:00:56,125 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 11 00:00:57,627 --> 00:01:00,663 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 12 00:01:00,663 --> 00:01:03,733 ♪ And heart to heart, you'll win ♪ 13 00:01:03,733 --> 00:01:07,303 ♪ If you survive ♪ 14 00:01:07,303 --> 00:01:09,005 ♪ The warrior ♪ 15 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,008 ♪ The warrior ♪ 16 00:01:12,575 --> 00:01:15,345 ♪ Shooting at the walls of heartache ♪ 17 00:01:15,345 --> 00:01:16,846 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 18 00:01:16,846 --> 00:01:19,349 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 19 00:01:21,017 --> 00:01:24,020 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 20 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:26,956 ♪ And heart to heart, you'll win ♪ 21 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:30,526 ♪ If you survive ♪ 22 00:01:30,526 --> 00:01:32,095 ♪ The warrior ♪ 23 00:01:33,696 --> 00:01:35,932 ♪ The warrior ♪ 24 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:40,637 Stay hidden until I give you the signal. 25 00:01:40,637 --> 00:01:43,106 Why? 'Cause I think you're gonna freak people out. 26 00:01:46,342 --> 00:01:48,645 - Hi, Mom. I'm home. 27 00:01:48,645 --> 00:01:50,847 Wade, my little hamentashen! 28 00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:53,516 How long has it been? 29 00:01:53,516 --> 00:01:56,853 Well, I can tell you exactly how long it's been. 30 00:01:56,853 --> 00:01:58,721 Two years, three months, and 13 days. 31 00:01:58,721 --> 00:02:00,990 - Not that I'm marking my calendar. 32 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:03,993 Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom, it's good to be home. 33 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,728 I-I do have something to... 34 00:02:07,363 --> 00:02:08,798 'Sup, Wade? 35 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,701 - 'Sup, Wanda? I gotta tell you. 36 00:02:11,701 --> 00:02:15,605 If you're back here because you lost your squad car again, 37 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:17,073 you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo, 38 00:02:17,073 --> 00:02:19,075 mm, don't bother. 39 00:02:19,075 --> 00:02:20,810 Volvo is too much car for you anyways. 40 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:23,179 - Wanda... - Maybe you should just stick to embarrassing yourself 41 00:02:23,179 --> 00:02:26,049 on the little baby scooter you've been taking on duty instead. 42 00:02:26,049 --> 00:02:27,650 - Wanda! - Know what's embarrassing? 43 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,385 - What? - You wearing a windbreaker inside. 44 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:31,654 - Oh, Wade. - There's no wind in here. That's insane! 45 00:02:31,654 --> 00:02:35,158 I bet my whole life is insane to a local cop like you 46 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:37,327 'cause I'm out there breaking cases, dude. 47 00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:38,895 I'm going undercover. 48 00:02:38,895 --> 00:02:41,564 I'm working for the FBI...! 49 00:02:41,564 --> 00:02:43,032 What is that? Why do you say it like that? 50 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,434 That's how everybody in the FBI says it. 51 00:02:44,434 --> 00:02:45,668 Then they should reprint the jackets. 52 00:02:45,668 --> 00:02:47,904 That would be so dumb, Wade. 53 00:02:47,904 --> 00:02:49,038 Why are you here? Why is she here? 54 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,240 Yo! I'm here protecting the SODOTOTUS. 55 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,509 Okay... 56 00:02:53,509 --> 00:02:56,179 That's the Secretary of the Department of Transportation for the United States. 57 00:02:57,814 --> 00:02:59,916 He's rolling in, and I'm working his 'cade. 58 00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:01,584 That means motorcade. 59 00:03:02,185 --> 00:03:04,187 That's what we call it in the FBI because it saves 60 00:03:04,187 --> 00:03:06,389 valuable seconds so we can save more lives. 61 00:03:06,389 --> 00:03:08,191 Mm-hmm. - Are we done? 62 00:03:08,191 --> 00:03:10,493 - Mm-hmm. - Mom, I need to tell you something. 63 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:12,829 - I, uh, brought someone here. - Oh. 64 00:03:12,829 --> 00:03:15,298 - Oh! A friend? - Yes... Oh, well-- 65 00:03:15,298 --> 00:03:16,699 - A girlfriend? - Mm... 66 00:03:16,699 --> 00:03:18,968 - Is she Jewish? 67 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:23,539 Great Matriarch of the Whipple clan. 68 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,043 I bow my head to you in respect, 69 00:03:27,043 --> 00:03:30,613 and I thank you for giving us safe harbor 70 00:03:30,613 --> 00:03:32,281 in our time of need. 71 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:33,916 - Oh... 72 00:03:33,916 --> 00:03:37,253 Probably shoulda opened with your introduction in retrospect. 73 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:42,925 - It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine. 74 00:03:42,925 --> 00:03:45,661 So... he's from space. 75 00:03:45,661 --> 00:03:47,430 Allegedly. 76 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:48,965 Yes. 77 00:03:50,566 --> 00:03:54,337 I do apologize for fainting. It was very rude of me. 78 00:03:54,337 --> 00:03:56,806 You're my guest. Welcome to our home. 79 00:03:56,806 --> 00:03:59,208 - We will not be here long. - Yeah, maybe just the night, 80 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:00,476 and then we'll be outta your hair. 81 00:04:00,476 --> 00:04:03,413 Yo, I don't care who this guy is, 82 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:05,415 I'm still gonna have to check him for weapons. 83 00:04:05,415 --> 00:04:08,918 - You dare draw a weapon on me? 84 00:04:08,918 --> 00:04:10,953 What is this sorcery? 85 00:04:12,555 --> 00:04:14,757 Wade... Wade! 86 00:04:14,757 --> 00:04:17,126 - You have a metal detector on you 87 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:20,329 - even when you're not on duty? - I'm never not on duty, bro. 88 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:23,099 - Damn, that's a good line. - Wanda, he's a guest. 89 00:04:23,099 --> 00:04:24,867 - Yes, Mom. So... 90 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:27,637 - Knuchles-- - Knuckles. 91 00:04:27,637 --> 00:04:28,838 Knuckles. 92 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:30,840 - Knuchles! That's what I said. - Knuckles. 93 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,209 - Knuchles. Wade... - You're not saying that. You're making, like, a "c-h" sound. 94 00:04:33,209 --> 00:04:34,777 - You're saying "ch." - Yeah, it's weird. 95 00:04:34,777 --> 00:04:36,779 It's like-- It's not like a dessert. - Knuchles! 96 00:04:36,779 --> 00:04:39,649 Enough. I would so love it 97 00:04:39,649 --> 00:04:41,184 if you would join us for dinner. 98 00:04:41,184 --> 00:04:43,052 A ceremonial meal? 99 00:04:43,052 --> 00:04:45,521 With the Chief of the Whipple clan? 100 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:47,523 It would be my great honor. 101 00:04:47,523 --> 00:04:49,058 I'll just put out two extra places. 102 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:51,527 - Wait a minute. It's not... Is it? Please. 103 00:04:51,527 --> 00:04:52,795 Join us for Shabbat dinner. 104 00:04:54,297 --> 00:04:56,232 - No! No! 105 00:04:59,202 --> 00:05:00,703 - Let me go! 106 00:05:12,048 --> 00:05:15,551 - Wade, what is happening? We gotta get outta here. 107 00:05:15,551 --> 00:05:17,653 For the last few decades, every single Whipple family Shabbat dinner 108 00:05:17,653 --> 00:05:20,223 has been nothing but deceit, betrayal, and violence. 109 00:05:21,057 --> 00:05:24,594 - So, is he Jewish? Uh, y-yeah, on his, uh... 110 00:05:24,594 --> 00:05:26,596 - Half, I think. - Uh, mother's side? 111 00:05:26,596 --> 00:05:30,433 - I was about to say, I think so. - Oh good, oh good. 112 00:05:41,777 --> 00:05:43,679 I don't know why it's important that it's the mom's side, 113 00:05:43,679 --> 00:05:45,448 but just say that it is. 114 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:47,250 I don't ask you about the millions of grapes you eat. 115 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,185 You leave my grapes out of this. 116 00:05:50,253 --> 00:05:53,823 Mom! You made all of my favorite foods, 117 00:05:53,823 --> 00:05:57,393 even the ones from the most obscure Jewish holidays! 118 00:05:57,393 --> 00:05:59,862 Everything looks so... 119 00:06:00,663 --> 00:06:03,366 - brown. - What a feast! 120 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,936 I am famished, but where are the grapes? 121 00:06:06,936 --> 00:06:08,237 They're in the wine, buddy. 122 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,705 Ah! 123 00:06:11,073 --> 00:06:12,808 Welcome, everyone. Mm. 124 00:06:13,676 --> 00:06:16,212 Family members and guests. 125 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:19,882 Now... Knuchles. 126 00:06:19,882 --> 00:06:21,717 - I'm not sure how much you know... 127 00:06:21,717 --> 00:06:24,420 - ...about the traditions of the Jewish people. 128 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:25,888 I know very little, 129 00:06:25,888 --> 00:06:27,890 but I admire your tiny hats. 130 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:29,425 - Ha. 131 00:06:29,425 --> 00:06:32,061 And I assume with a feast like this, 132 00:06:32,061 --> 00:06:33,596 the epics must tell 133 00:06:33,596 --> 00:06:36,465 of your great victories on the battlefield. 134 00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:39,402 At first glance, I thought you to be a malnourished weakling. 135 00:06:39,402 --> 00:06:41,804 - Oh. - But when you were cutting that meat, 136 00:06:41,804 --> 00:06:43,973 I noticed your arms are quite muscular. 137 00:06:43,973 --> 00:06:45,775 - Oh. - Like a warrior! 138 00:06:45,775 --> 00:06:47,410 Oh! Well. 139 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:48,945 Thank you, Knuchles. 140 00:06:48,945 --> 00:06:50,713 I do Pilates three times a week. 141 00:06:51,347 --> 00:06:54,016 - Wade, I like your friend. Okay. Weird. 142 00:06:54,884 --> 00:06:58,154 Shabbat is the day of rest. 143 00:06:58,154 --> 00:06:59,922 It's about home. 144 00:06:59,922 --> 00:07:02,158 Every Friday, for three hours, 145 00:07:02,158 --> 00:07:05,027 the Whipple family, whoever's here, 146 00:07:05,027 --> 00:07:07,163 sits and eats together 147 00:07:07,163 --> 00:07:09,131 until the Shabbat candles burn out. 148 00:07:09,131 --> 00:07:13,102 And traditionally, the women of the home... 149 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:20,142 The women of the home light the candles. Wanda? 150 00:07:20,142 --> 00:07:22,678 - Meh. - Wanda, if you could help me. 151 00:07:22,678 --> 00:07:24,647 No way, Mom! I'm on a work call. 152 00:07:24,647 --> 00:07:26,716 SODOTOTUS might go to Macaroni Grill. 153 00:07:26,716 --> 00:07:28,184 - Wanda. - What? 154 00:07:28,184 --> 00:07:29,986 - No phones at the table. - It's work, Mom! 155 00:07:29,986 --> 00:07:32,855 - Alright. I'll do it myself. 156 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:50,306 Baruch atah Adonai, 157 00:07:50,306 --> 00:07:53,042 Eloheinu melech ha'olam, 158 00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:56,746 - asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav... 159 00:07:56,746 --> 00:07:58,481 - That's my spoon. - Mm-mmm. 160 00:07:58,481 --> 00:08:00,549 That's my spoon. It's not your spoon. Your spoon's over there. 161 00:08:00,549 --> 00:08:02,151 - No, that's Knuckles' spoon. 162 00:08:02,918 --> 00:08:05,688 - That spoon in your hand is my spoon. - Oh. 163 00:08:05,688 --> 00:08:08,591 - Oh, you know what? Sorry. That is your spoon. 164 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:16,432 Where'd it go? Hey, Nolan Ryan, where'd you throw it? 165 00:08:16,432 --> 00:08:19,769 - It went under the little table. - Hahaha! So fun! 166 00:08:19,769 --> 00:08:22,505 - It is. It's awesome. So funny! 167 00:08:22,505 --> 00:08:25,474 - Ugh. It's gross. 168 00:08:32,882 --> 00:08:35,918 - Alright. Everyone, dig in. 169 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:40,890 - So, Knuchles... 170 00:08:42,124 --> 00:08:44,293 ...tell me about your family. 171 00:08:45,061 --> 00:08:47,930 My people were killed by a race of giant owls. 172 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:51,767 - Owls? - I am now the last of my tribe. 173 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:53,102 Oh. 174 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:56,405 Our tribe has been through some tough times, too. 175 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,441 Minus the giant owls. 176 00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:00,543 - He's basically Jewish. 177 00:09:00,543 --> 00:09:02,712 - How's the food? Mm! 178 00:09:02,712 --> 00:09:05,981 Delectable! This soup! Aw. 179 00:09:05,981 --> 00:09:07,983 - I've never seen balls so plump 180 00:09:07,983 --> 00:09:10,286 and swollen with flavor. 181 00:09:10,286 --> 00:09:12,254 Yo, your friend is wild. 182 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:16,559 And you say this is fish, 183 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,729 yet it has the consistency of a wet sponge. 184 00:09:19,729 --> 00:09:21,097 I cannot stop eating it. 185 00:09:21,097 --> 00:09:23,032 Gefilte fish. 186 00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:24,667 One of our planet's greatest mysteries. 187 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,569 Oh, let me get you some more, sweetie. 188 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:28,804 - Now, 189 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,272 tell me about these owls. 190 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:33,209 Hey. How'd you get involved with this weird alien? 191 00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:36,078 Look, it's not a big deal, but I've been working 192 00:09:36,078 --> 00:09:39,048 with a secret global law enforcement agency called GUN. 193 00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:42,585 Actually, you know what? 194 00:09:42,585 --> 00:09:45,020 - It's a huge friggin' deal. 195 00:09:46,355 --> 00:09:48,924 There's no government agency called GUN. 196 00:09:48,924 --> 00:09:51,627 - That's the fakest name I've ever heard, Wade. - Hm. 197 00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:53,462 Plus, if they were lookin' for people, 198 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,164 why would they recruit a small-time cop like you? 199 00:09:55,164 --> 00:09:56,799 Look, I can't really talk about it, 200 00:09:56,799 --> 00:09:59,068 but I happen to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. 201 00:09:59,602 --> 00:10:02,304 And I'm doing all this work pro bono, which means for free. 202 00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:04,340 - I know. - It's mostly international stuff, 203 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:07,309 but it does tend to point sometimes intergalactic. 204 00:10:07,309 --> 00:10:09,612 Way above the FBI pay grade, 205 00:10:09,612 --> 00:10:11,714 so you probably wouldn't understand. 206 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,783 No, I knew what it is. I've heard of GUN. 207 00:10:13,783 --> 00:10:16,152 I know what it is, and I actually... 208 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:19,054 I actually know a guy there, too. 209 00:10:19,054 --> 00:10:21,791 You know someone from GUN? 210 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,526 Yeah, I do. 211 00:10:23,526 --> 00:10:25,361 Mm-hmm. What guy do you know at GUN. 212 00:10:26,095 --> 00:10:27,830 Jim... 213 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,698 Jim Gunagent. 214 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:32,802 The GUN agent you know is named Jim Gunagent? 215 00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:35,504 Yeah. That's right. Who do you know there? 216 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,874 Who's your guy? Oh, who's your guy at GUN? 217 00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:41,377 - The guy I know is actually... 218 00:10:42,211 --> 00:10:45,247 also named Jim, uh, Gunagent, 219 00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,849 so I guess we probably know the same guy. 220 00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:49,151 Oh. Cool, cool, cool. So, I guess we both know Jim. 221 00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:50,753 I guess we both know Jim. Cool, cool, cool. 222 00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,988 Wade! Did you know 223 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:55,724 that Knuchles almost destroyed the entire planet, 224 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,793 and then ended up helping save it? 225 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,428 - Yeah, Mom, I was there. Oh. 226 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:01,530 And I'd gladly do it again, 227 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:04,099 should I need to protect the Master Emerald. 228 00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:07,503 Oh! And Wade also contributed. 229 00:11:07,503 --> 00:11:09,071 Thank you. 230 00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,240 - That's my son. Ooh! Sounds so important. 231 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,742 I'm just wondering, like, what'd you do? 232 00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,177 Like, were you picking up coffees, 233 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:16,745 or were you dropping off their dry cleaning? 234 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,547 If you must know what I did, right at the time 235 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,250 that the head bad guy was gonna attack, I said "Hey," 236 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,185 and distracted him for a split second. 237 00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:25,888 - And then, Sonic really took care of it. - Sounds highly unlikely! 238 00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:27,623 Wanda, back off. 239 00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:30,860 Mom! I'm just asking what he did on that day, okay? 240 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,661 And he's saying crazy things! 241 00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:34,697 I don't know why you always have to side with him! 242 00:11:34,697 --> 00:11:35,764 Oh, Wade. No, you, too. 243 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,867 I didn't even say anything! 244 00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:40,236 Doesn't matter. I saw it on your face. 245 00:11:40,236 --> 00:11:42,771 The two of you. Ugh. I mean, I swear. 246 00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:44,306 If I could just have a moment of peace. 247 00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:49,945 - Ow! 248 00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:51,447 - You suck. Sor-- Wade! 249 00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:54,049 - Language! - I'm sorry, Mom, but she sucks so bad. 250 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:56,018 You suck. 251 00:11:57,119 --> 00:11:58,621 - Ow! 252 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:00,623 Mom! You wanna fight? Let's do this. 253 00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:02,258 - Okay, let's go. 254 00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:04,827 So help me God, do not make me use 255 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,629 Krav Maga in my own home! 256 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:17,139 - She's right. - What is this Krav Maga? 257 00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:18,908 She used to be an instructor. 258 00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:21,477 Krav Maga, Israeli self-defense. 259 00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:22,578 Pretty hardcore stuff. 260 00:12:23,212 --> 00:12:26,148 I see. You train warriors as well. 261 00:12:26,148 --> 00:12:28,684 You know what? Wh-Whatever, Mother. 262 00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:32,621 Okay, you can't threaten us with your Jewish karate chops 263 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,291 because I am a federal agent! 264 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,426 - Okay? I refuse to be spoken to like this 265 00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:39,528 from a local police officer! 266 00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:42,431 Federal agent this, federal agent that. 267 00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:43,799 You know what, sounds like to me 268 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:45,834 someone doesn't really know Jim Gunagent. 269 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,437 - Uh, do you? - Uh, no because he doesn't exist! 270 00:12:48,437 --> 00:12:50,205 I knew it! You liar! 271 00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:53,008 Yeah, you knew it so much, you walked right into it. 272 00:12:53,008 --> 00:12:55,077 What did I do to deserve this? 273 00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:58,347 How many years of Shabbat spent alone? 274 00:12:58,347 --> 00:12:59,615 Now, both my children are finally home, 275 00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:00,849 and this is what I get? 276 00:13:02,618 --> 00:13:04,687 - I'm sorry, Mom. It's-- 277 00:13:04,687 --> 00:13:06,789 Oh! 278 00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:09,224 Oh! Ow! 279 00:13:13,629 --> 00:13:17,299 Oh, God! Oh! 280 00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:19,034 Oh, I would punch you in the face right now 281 00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,036 if you weren't an adult woman and I wasn't an adult man 282 00:13:21,036 --> 00:13:23,672 and that is just not accepted. Oh, I hate you! 283 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,742 I'm going to my room! 284 00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:31,947 Of course! Just go. Leave me here. Alone. 285 00:13:33,215 --> 00:13:34,950 Just like everyone. Just like that... 286 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,452 good-for-nothing schmuck! 287 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,390 He's not a schmuck. 288 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:44,627 He's my dad. 289 00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:56,372 - Well, I'm glad I came. 290 00:13:56,372 --> 00:13:58,941 Another classic Whipple family Shabbat. 291 00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:08,417 At least I'm not all alone this time. 292 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,929 ♪ The midnight train ♪ 293 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:24,033 ♪ Is whining low ♪ 294 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:28,604 ♪ I'm so lonesome I could cry ♪ 295 00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:36,378 ♪ I've never seen a night so long ♪ 296 00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:42,084 - ♪ When time goes crawling by ♪ 297 00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:43,352 Hey. It's me. 298 00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:47,756 Round up the guys. Got us an easy catch. 299 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,958 - Mm-hmm. 300 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:52,127 This one's definitely gonna run home to mama. 301 00:14:52,127 --> 00:14:53,796 ♪ To hide his face and cry ♪ 302 00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:58,300 - Um, don't come in here! 303 00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:02,171 Wade? Are you injured? 304 00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:04,273 I thought I heard the quiet sobs of a child. 305 00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,842 I know. I don't know what you heard because everything in here is fine. 306 00:15:06,842 --> 00:15:10,245 I'm just, uh, curled up in the fetal posish, you know? 307 00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:13,515 My mental health has never been better. 308 00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:16,418 - Your quarters are fascinating. 309 00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:18,253 Yeah? 310 00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:21,223 Oh, yeah. 311 00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,426 My old room. 312 00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,596 - What are these? My posters? 313 00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:29,832 I got all the greats up there. 314 00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:32,301 Stallone, Keanu, 315 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:33,535 Bryan Adams. 316 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,037 Gods. 317 00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,638 Ah, yes. I see. 318 00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,475 This is your pantheon of heroes! 319 00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:43,278 Yeah. Spent a lot of time in here alone. 320 00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:45,981 Mostly dealing with my childhood abandonment issues, but... 321 00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:49,251 And who is this magnificent and powerful man? 322 00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:50,919 Oh, that guy? 323 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,790 "'Pistol' Pete Whipple." Wait. 324 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:58,861 This great bowling warrior shares your family name! 325 00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:00,429 Yeah. 326 00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:03,232 That's 'cause he's my dad. 327 00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:06,735 Your father is the champion? 328 00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:08,837 He will be at the tournament? 329 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,974 Wade Whipple, is this why we are going to Reno? 330 00:16:11,974 --> 00:16:14,643 To confront and dethrone your father?! 331 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:17,846 This quest only grows more glorious! 332 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,848 What? No-- 333 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,184 I didn't know that-- Are you telling-- 334 00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:24,686 Start from the beginning 'Cause wait a minute. 335 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:28,524 My estranged father is also gonna be at the bowling tournament? 336 00:16:28,524 --> 00:16:31,527 - That is news to me. 337 00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:33,328 Uh, definitely didn't have anything to do 338 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:35,364 with my decision-making process in the matter. 339 00:16:35,364 --> 00:16:36,565 I see. 340 00:16:37,432 --> 00:16:38,433 What is this? 341 00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,903 - That? 342 00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:44,239 - You wanna know what this is? 343 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:48,043 This is my old Discman. 344 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,979 - Plays music. You wanna see something cool? - Mm-hmm. 345 00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:53,682 "Wadejammerz '99." 346 00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:56,919 The single best CD ever to be burned. 347 00:16:56,919 --> 00:17:00,155 This mix is front-to-back bangers. 348 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:02,958 I wonder if she still works. 349 00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:07,396 And... 350 00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,433 Oh, yeah. 351 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:15,971 Yeah, you don't get quality like this from the streamers. 352 00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:18,640 Yeah, this is my jam. You got to hear this. 353 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,975 Hm. 354 00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:22,778 Ah. What does that mean exactly? 355 00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,713 To have a jam? 356 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,015 It's like, um, your favorite song. 357 00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,252 - I don't understand. 358 00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,788 Like... You don't have a favorite song? 359 00:17:33,455 --> 00:17:34,456 No. 360 00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,926 A jam is like something that pumps you up. 361 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,394 You know, gets you jacked. 362 00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:42,231 It gives you the courage and bravery to do things 363 00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,266 that are out of the ordinary. 364 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,134 Is it a form of magic? 365 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:49,004 It is a bit like magic. You know, 366 00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,306 I had a friend who, when he listened to Alien Ant Farm, 367 00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,976 could lift a Toyota Corolla over his head. 368 00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:57,179 - Swear to God, on my mom's life. - Hm... 369 00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,681 And this mix you made, it has jams? 370 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:03,318 Oh, yeah. "Wadejammerz '99"? Chock full of 'em. 371 00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,721 You listen to this mix, 372 00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:08,023 I guarantee you will be uttering the phrase, "That's my jam." 373 00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:11,493 My dad used to say that all the time. 374 00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:16,164 Your father. Is he... 375 00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:19,434 - the "schmuck" of whom your mother spoke? - That's the guy. 376 00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:21,637 And he abandoned you? 377 00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:25,474 Giving not a second thought to his own flesh and blood? 378 00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:28,977 Discarding his only son like a piece of worthless junk! 379 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:32,981 Mm, your phrasing is rather hurtful, but yes. 380 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,517 - Every Friday afternoon, my dad and I 381 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,552 would drive to the bowling alley, 382 00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:40,956 and we'd listen to this mix... 383 00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:44,393 You know, it was our thing, until it wasn't, but. 384 00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:48,063 Hm... 385 00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,232 And who is this? 386 00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:53,568 Oh. That is... nothing. 387 00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,170 Please don't look at that. Please don't investigate. 388 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,073 Now, this is a warrior. 389 00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:00,208 - Who is this? - Uh, this is actually, um, 390 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,344 just a cardboard cutout of, uh, 391 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:05,013 Zap from the hit morning show American Gladiators. 392 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,448 Ah, yes. 393 00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:09,551 She definitely belongs in your pantheon of heroes. 394 00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:11,753 Yeah, yeah, she was a beast. I've had her since I was a kid. 395 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,555 I actually didn't even know I still owned it though. 396 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:16,024 But, what are these little indentations on her shoulders? 397 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,226 Uh, nothing! Definitely not where I hugged her too hard. 398 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,095 Dessert! 399 00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:23,632 - Dessert, everyone! - Uh, y-you know, y-y-you should go for dessert. 400 00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:25,701 I-I'm not really feeling like it tonight. 401 00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,369 Wade! These marks. 402 00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:28,837 They seem to be everywhere. 403 00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:30,939 Okay! Enough time with Zap. Thank you. 404 00:19:30,939 --> 00:19:33,141 - Okay. 405 00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:37,245 I'm sorry you had to hear that. 406 00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:41,183 - So, I spent the next 14 days 407 00:19:41,183 --> 00:19:43,685 wandering through an alien desert. 408 00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:46,588 My enemies had ambushed me and left me for dead. 409 00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:49,057 Oh, God! Well, listen. 410 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,126 Joshua wandered for 40 years, 411 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:53,595 lost in the desert, looking for the Promised Land, 412 00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:56,098 so big whoop about your 14 days. 413 00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:57,532 No offense. 414 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,468 Is this part of the Jewish tradition? 415 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:02,704 To eat pies of limes that are key 416 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,707 - and watch old movies? - No, no Jewish. No, no. 417 00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,442 - God no. - Look, I got money to spend... 418 00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,578 But we do like a good flick. 419 00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:12,481 This is a Whipple family tradition. 420 00:20:12,481 --> 00:20:15,617 Every Shabbat, after dinner, we'd eat dessert 421 00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,887 and then watch a movie till the candles burned out. 422 00:20:20,956 --> 00:20:22,290 It was nice. 423 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,062 Why has this tradition been broken? 424 00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:28,630 Who knows? 425 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,900 Families, they drift apart. 426 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,436 Time. Yeah, well, 427 00:20:34,436 --> 00:20:37,139 I guess this is what my life is now. 428 00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:39,608 Empty nester. It's pitiful. 429 00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:42,577 You know, every Shabbat, I light the candles myself. 430 00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:45,113 I make the dinner, the whole schmear. 431 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,083 I even make dessert! 432 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,886 And then, I sit back and watch one of my old movies. 433 00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,756 You know, even when the kids are home, they can't be bothered. 434 00:20:55,824 --> 00:20:57,626 Hm... 435 00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,094 I don't understand. 436 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:02,230 This young streetwalker with a heart made of gold. 437 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,300 Why do the others treat her with such disdain? 438 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,169 Is it so wrong to walk the streets? 439 00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:11,106 Because they are ignorant and judgmental, Knuchles. 440 00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:13,341 But, you wait. 441 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,043 She'll get the last laugh. 442 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:18,480 - I was in here yesterday. You wouldn't wait on me. - Oh... 443 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,349 - You work on commission, right? - Uh, yes. 444 00:21:22,117 --> 00:21:24,853 Big mistake. Big. Huge. 445 00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:27,289 I have to go shopping now. 446 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:28,857 I love her. 447 00:21:32,294 --> 00:21:33,795 ♪ Pretty woman! ♪ 448 00:22:14,269 --> 00:22:16,571 Miss you, Dad. 449 00:22:56,178 --> 00:22:58,313 - Shabbat Shalom. 450 00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:02,551 Well, that was a bad idea. 451 00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,420 Ow! Why?! 452 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,155 You got a price on your head, Whipple. 453 00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:10,458 And I'm here to collect. 454 00:23:19,801 --> 00:23:21,603 - What's so funny? Oh, nothing. 455 00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:25,941 You just picked a fight with the most dangerous warrior in the galaxy. 456 00:23:25,941 --> 00:23:27,242 And I'm his favorite student. 457 00:23:46,061 --> 00:23:47,896 That's gonna affect resale. 458 00:23:49,064 --> 00:23:51,399 - We've got company. 459 00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,082 What the heck are you supposed to be? 460 00:24:07,082 --> 00:24:10,018 - Your worst nightmare. Nice chains, bro. 461 00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:12,988 You look like you popped out of a '90s video game. 462 00:24:12,988 --> 00:24:15,423 - Where do I put the quarter? 463 00:24:15,423 --> 00:24:17,525 - Smart move, genius! 464 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:20,095 You just broke into a house full of cops. 465 00:24:20,929 --> 00:24:24,366 You wanna give up now, or you want me to give you about 14 seconds? 466 00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:26,501 - Enough! - Ah, crap. 467 00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,878 FBI! Oh! 468 00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:58,867 - Aah! 469 00:25:02,771 --> 00:25:05,140 Told you, loser. 470 00:25:10,545 --> 00:25:13,014 - Your move, creeps. 471 00:25:16,451 --> 00:25:18,386 - Mother Whipple! Knuchles. 472 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,455 Protect the candles at all costs. 473 00:25:20,455 --> 00:25:22,223 Mm. 474 00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:31,599 ♪ Ve-nismecha ♪ 475 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:34,836 ♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪ 476 00:25:34,836 --> 00:25:38,406 ♪ Hava nagila ve-nismecha ♪ 477 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:41,910 ♪ Hava neranena, hava neranena ♪ 478 00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:45,613 ♪ Hava neranena venis'mecha ♪ 479 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:48,950 ♪ Hava neranena, hava neranena ♪ 480 00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:52,420 ♪ Hava neranena venis'mecha ♪ 481 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:59,494 ♪ Uru achim, belev sameach, Uru achim, belev sameach ♪ 482 00:25:59,494 --> 00:26:01,830 - ♪ Uru achim... ♪ 483 00:26:03,832 --> 00:26:07,502 Mom! - ♪ Belev sameach ♪ 484 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:12,240 - Sorry about the, uh, house. Mm. 485 00:26:15,076 --> 00:26:17,212 - You okay? 486 00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:20,014 - Hm. - Are you happy? Did I miss something? 487 00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:26,621 - My kids finally came home for Shabbat. 488 00:26:26,621 --> 00:26:28,990 - The whole family came together. 489 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:32,327 To protect one another, to care for one another. 490 00:26:32,327 --> 00:26:34,129 What more could a mother want? 491 00:26:36,131 --> 00:26:38,199 Thank you, Knuchles. 492 00:26:39,534 --> 00:26:43,872 This... is the best damn Shabbat dinner we ever had. 493 00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:48,243 Good Shabbos, sweetie. You, too, darling. 494 00:26:48,243 --> 00:26:50,745 Thanks, Mom. - Good Shabbos, Mom. 495 00:27:23,778 --> 00:27:26,848 ♪ All the small things ♪ 496 00:27:26,848 --> 00:27:30,118 ♪ True care, truth brings ♪ 497 00:27:30,118 --> 00:27:33,288 ♪ I'll take one lift ♪ 498 00:27:33,288 --> 00:27:36,524 ♪ You're right, best trip ♪ 499 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:39,627 ♪ Always, I know ♪ 500 00:27:39,627 --> 00:27:42,897 ♪ You'll be at my show ♪ 501 00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:46,134 ♪ Watching, waiting ♪ 502 00:27:46,134 --> 00:27:49,304 ♪ Commiserating ♪ 503 00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:52,807 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go... ♪